May 2011

May 5
After bandaging a wound on Student 1, I told Students 2 and 3, who helped me with the process,
"Thank you for being such great nurses!" and Student 2 said,
"I am a nurse and (Student 3's name) is a doctor."
Then Student 4 came along and said, "And I'm an old man, dressed in DISGUISE!"

May 9
While trying to figure out which raccoons in our story matched the correct descriptions, one raccoon was left, and I asked,
"Well then, who is this?" and one student responded with, "A random citizen!"

A student got in line at our morning meeting spot out on the playground and said, "Something about pickles?"....No, "Good Morning!" or "Hello!", just "Something about pickles?"

May 10
"What if the whole world was made out of sea snails?"

May 11
A student noticed a necklace I was wearing and told me she really liked it. Then she came up to me later and said, "Your necklace! It's just making me........sweat! I want it SO BAD!"

May 16
My class has been watching meal worms turn into beetles and one student said, "My beetles might eat each other."
I said, "Yep. That's kind of the deal for beetles though. It's just part of life for them."
Then she said, "But....it's not going to be a bloody situation.....is it?"

May 23
"Miss Cunningham. People keep following me around. I don't know if I'm famous or what, but they just keep following me!"

May 24
Journal entry from today:
"The pirate got to egypt. The pirate talked to Fairo(Pharaoh) in his ship. The pirate tuck (took) us to Fairo. One uv the kids snuck out. He was named Isaiah. He fighted Fairo. Fairo fell overboard. He drowned."

May 26
"Can you get lice from ladybug pee?"

"Does God shave His head?"

May 31
"I heard a rumor that a whale was getting married WAY out in the ocean and I really wanna go check it out!"