Student 1 was talking to Student 2 about how her dad was going to take the next "big kid" who acted out to his/her parents and have him/her explain what they'd done wrong. Student 2 said, "You mean like, if they pick their nose and wipe their boogers on you?" Student 1 said, "Yeah! I don't pick my nose anymore. I used to do that when I was younger, but now I'm over that."
One student brought up how God is going to kill Satan and another asked me when. I told them that nobody knows and another student asked, "Not even Jesus' sidekick?"
One student heard Spanish music being played from a car in the parking lot right outside our playground and said, "Someone's playing Italian music out there!" and another said, "Jan [our school secretary] might be rockin' out to Italian music!"
Two students (male and female) were wearing Santa hats and others were asking if they were married. The boy said, "No. I'm Santa and I drive the sleigh. She's Mrs. Clause and she makes the toys."
First graders can be quite funny. Here's a collection of quotes from the 2009-2010, 2010-2011, and 2011-2012 school years. Some are just plain cute, others sweet, but some are downright hilarious! Enjoy a laugh or two!
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