November 2011

"My mom spilled her coffee groins on my homework!"

While eating scrumptious cookies, the students were saying how good they tasted and one student said to the rest, "You can thank God that He gave you taste buds!"
A student asked me if I had ever had deer meat, and I was trying to think if I have. Then she told me, "It's jerky. You mostly just keep it in your mouth." Is there other meat that you DON'T keep in your mouth?"

I was telling a student how I am a master at getting out knots in shoelaces and he said, "Maybe that's your gift from God." (In Bible, we had just learned about Joseph's gift of being able to interpret dreams.)

A student went home with a stomach ache, so I asked her how she was feeling when she got back to school. She said, "Much better. Yesterday, when I got home, I had diabetes."

A student was talking about how he desperately wants a particular Lego set. He said, "I want it SO GOODLY!"

"I'm so HOT! I'm sweating like a.....POTATO!"