While praying after flag salute in the morning, some crows were making a huge racket. After prayer was over, one student said, "Even the birds are praising God!"
During prayer, one student prayed: "Lord, help everyone to be grateful for the things they already have."
After asking the students to get their workbooks ready, a student said under his breath, "Yes, turn to page 31, and then I will take you to my favorite place (dramatic pause)...(whisper voice)...RECESS!"
I was describing the Bible story of Abram getting ready to go rescue Lot in Sodom and Gomorrah, and how Abram rounded up all the men he knew who had been trained for battle and how he got them their weapons, etc. Then I explained that they started heading toward where Lot was living and one student said, "Were they ninjas?"
"Before my grandma died, she made me a bank account. That means when I'm older I won't have to walk! I can drive a car instead!"
A student who was eating a fruit roll-up at Snacktime today said, "Mmmm! I love these! They taste like lipstick!"
First graders can be quite funny. Here's a collection of quotes from the 2009-2010, 2010-2011, and 2011-2012 school years. Some are just plain cute, others sweet, but some are downright hilarious! Enjoy a laugh or two!
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