April 2012

A student invited me to his birthday party and I told him that I will probably be going to a baby shower that weekend, so I wouldn't be able to come. He then asked me, "Well, which is funner....a baby shower or a Lego birthday party?"

A student read the word 'scientist' in her reader, and said, "A SCIENCE TEST! That's what I wanna be when I grow up!"

My students were watching an Easter movie about the death and resurrection of Jesus today. One student saw Jesus hanging on the cross with his arms spread wide and said, "They could just tickle him until he laughs to death!" Yes, that would have been a much more enjoyable way to die...

A student asked for clarification on the bottom portion of his handwriting page today (see photo). After I explained it and he answered "yes" for both questions he said, "Well that's not good! There are no "nos"!" I explained that in this case you shouldn't have any "nos" and he said, "What if the question was 'Did you pick your boogers when you were doing this?!'"

A student prayed, "Please help my dog, Charlie, who got skunked last night. He smells like my mom's moldy lasagna."