During recess today, the girls in my class were attempting cheerleading lifts with each other. I told them, "Let's not do those at school. We don't want any broken bones, broken heads,..." and a student filled in, "Broken hamburger smells.....(after getting a weird look from those surrounding her)...what?! I smell hamburgers!"
Student: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "Nope."
Student: "Are you dating anyone?"
Me: "Nope."
Student: "Why not? No boys?"
Me: Shrugged my shoulders
Student: "Well, I think that you should be dating, because you're just the prettiest girl in town!"
First graders can be quite funny. Here's a collection of quotes from the 2009-2010, 2010-2011, and 2011-2012 school years. Some are just plain cute, others sweet, but some are downright hilarious! Enjoy a laugh or two!
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