"I'm going to be president someday because when I walk down the street, I make people smile."
After discussing the difference between Miss and Mrs. (again), we were talking about how most of the teachers at our school are married. Then came this quote:
Student: "Miss Cunningham, when are you gonna get married?"
Me: "I don't know."
Student: "I really want you to be married. I'm DYING for you to be that way!"
Student: "I think you were famous, from in the past."
Me: "Why do you think I was famous?"
Student: Takes my hand and points out my shimmery, gold nail polish and says, "This is famous. You sing famous and you TALK famous," then proceeds to ask the class, "Everybody, raise your hand if you think Miss Cunningham was famous in the past!" Too funny!
First graders can be quite funny. Here's a collection of quotes from the 2009-2010, 2010-2011, and 2011-2012 school years. Some are just plain cute, others sweet, but some are downright hilarious! Enjoy a laugh or two!
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